We put the whole team in a room, gave everyone one vote each, and asked them to rank the collection. It got heated. Here’s where things landed, complaints welcome.

9. The Sticker Pack Great value, low drama, exactly what you’d expect. Ranked last only because it’s hard to argue passionately for stickers when there’s a hoodie in the room.

8. The Baseball Cap Reliable, flattering, goes with everything. The quiet, dependable teammate of the collection. Nobody has strong feelings about it, which is its own kind of achievement.

7. The Coffee Mug Ranked lower than it deserves purely because half the office already has one, and familiarity breeds mild indifference. Still the most-used item in this building, hands down.

6. The Desk Globe Divisive. Half the room loves it as a desk centerpiece, the other half asked “wait, is this a toy or an award?” We’re calling that a draw and moving on.

5. The Backpack Genuinely useful, genuinely well-made, and somehow still underrated. This is the sleeper hit of the collection. Give it time.

4. The Classic Logo Tee Simple, dependable, always in rotation. It didn’t win because there’s nothing to argue about, and this team loves to argue.

3. The Now Loading Tee The design debate around this one went on for two full meetings. It won people over the moment someone pointed out the loading bar being stuck at 87 percent forever is basically our company’s love language.

2. The “Not Google Translate” Tee Nearly took the top spot purely on the strength of how often it starts a real conversation. Lost a few votes for being, in one team member’s words, “a little smug.” We stand by it anyway.

1. The Varsity Hoodie Not close. It’s the first thing that sold out internally, the one everyone wanted a second color of, and the reason this whole collection exists in the first place. Some debates aren’t really debates.

Disagree with the ranking? That’s what the comments are for.